The Last Horoscope You’ll Ever Need
I believe a person’s sign, and especially their dedication to what a stranger has to say about their birthday, can tell you a lot about them. Here’s your horoscope for today, this week, and all time:
- Aquarius: You’re gullible.
- Pisces: You’re gullible.
- Aries: You’re gullible.
- Taurus: You’re gullible.
- Gemini: You’re gullible.
- Cancer: You’re gullible.
- Leo: You’re gullible.
- Virgo: You’re gullible.
- Libra: You’re gullible.
- Scorpio: You’re gullible.
- Sagittarius: You’re gullible.
- Capricorn: You’re gullible.
Have a splendid day.
